Looking for a manly sweater that will keep you in contention for the most ugly sweater prize? This mens Ugly Christmas sweater vest has 'holy grail of funny' springy boobs that will keep everyone laughing. Amazing horrible long swooshy fringe at the hem. Cheezy xmas contest worthy sweater that is over-the-top funny. Button front. This is a mens cut sweater. Garment measurements: Chest/bust=46". Length=27".