Here's a recipe for the perfect holiday sweater: take the worst retro 80s sweater ever knit, and add the most obnoxious decorations you can find. And here you go. Ugly Christmas sweater cardigan with button front with super funny 3d festive springy boobs that will keep you laughing all night long. There is horrible dangling fringe at the hem. Tacky holiday party knit. This is a womens cut sweater. Garment measurements: Chest/bust=46". Length=34".