Here's a great example of how to take a super cute vest and make it ridiculous. This red vest has a cute polar bear and penguin friend in a winter wonderland, but the icing on the cake is the funny 3d decorations jutting out from the chest. The long fringe at the hem is a real conversation piece! Ugly Christmas sweater vest with 'holy grail of funny' springy boobs that will keep everyone laughing. Cheezy xmas contest worthy sweater that is over-the-top funny. Zipper front. This is a womens cut sweater. Garment measurements: Chest/bust=42". Length=24".