Joy Villa is Naked at the Grammy Awards and Should #putasweateronit
by Anne Marie on February 10, 2015
Who wore the worst dress at the 2015 Grammy Awards?
The winner of the worst dress for the 2015 Grammy Awards goes to Joy Villa, who got all wrapped up in a snow fence for the big night. The trouble with a snow fence is that it's riddled with 3" holes, which some people would find challenging for a black tie event. Not Ms. Ineverheardofyoubefore Joy Villa. She learned her lessons well at modesty school, so threw on a thong and two nipple covers and was on her way to the star studded event.
Here's a rule of thumb: If your nipple covers and vajayjay are 100% visible, there's something missing from your dress.
So we did Ms. Ineverheardofyoubefore a favor and #putasweateronit! Her shop class dress is ridiculous even in our uber tacky eyes. For the re-do, My Ugly Christmas Sweater paired her orange snow fence sweater with a darling maroon bat wing knit with wide cowl collar and 6" dangling upholstery fringe on arms and hem. The center design is a 1970's teddy bear hook rug, trimmed with golden garland accents.
The nipples are now safely tucked away behind Teddy's google eyes, and both front and back private parts out of view, under the flowing fringe.
Christmas sweaters add a lot of class to this Grammy gown.